I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I love having hate sex.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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