Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
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apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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