IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
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you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
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I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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