We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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