You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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it was like fucking gandolphs beard
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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