didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
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As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
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Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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