I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
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her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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