He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
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I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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