well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
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I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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