He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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