I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
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I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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