Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
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The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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