I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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