brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
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what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
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One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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