p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
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This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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