i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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