Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
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Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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