Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
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Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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