didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
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In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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