You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
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He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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