he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
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That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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