the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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