god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
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She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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