do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
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So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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