operation have a gay friend backfired
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
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Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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