I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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