Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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