Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
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I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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