Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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