i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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