he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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