So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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