If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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