I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
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I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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