Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
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There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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