I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
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I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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