Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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