He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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