if you like me you must not know who I am
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
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is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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