She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
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I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
We had sex on a dog bed..
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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