Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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