Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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