dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
bring money and cleavage
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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