Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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