That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Boobs speak an international language.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
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Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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