My brain says no but my pants say off.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
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May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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