i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
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he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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