The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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