The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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