All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
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His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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